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We've all been there. Staring at the fridge at 1am, starving. You can't remember the last time you went to the grocery store, but judging by the date on the milk, it's been awhile. You glumly survey the pantry, wondering what on earth you were thinking when you bought 3 cans of white beans.

The dilemma? There's nothing to eat. Nothing. All the easily prepared box foods are gone. The snack food is just a memory. The mysterious white packages in the freezer could be anything, and you've already eaten on the leftovers twice.

This is a blog for you. Moreover, it's a chronicle of my own personal journey through the underworld of food. The tagline mentions Abominations, and that's not a joke. I'll be combining things inappropriate ways...turning foods into other foods...sinning against nutrition itself.

Sit back and enjoy the trip. Don't expect to find recipes that you can repeat exactly. The whole point is to make do with what you have, when you have it. If you ever go to the grocery store and purchase ingredients for one of my flavorcrimes, you've missed the point. On the other hand, please tell me all about it!