Day 3: You're gonna have to wait...

So, I actually had to attend a family "sit down" dinner (that's where you sit at a table with other people and silverware and drink from glasses while eating a meal instead of sweeping shit off your computer desk and eating with your fingers while you Google your own name) this evening and was unable to consume my can for the night due to it potentially being "inappropriate" (sickening to others). That means Mystery Breakfast. It also means I get (have) to eat two cans of ??? tomorrow. I'm so fucking pumped.